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Matthew McConaughey

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I love ketchup. I put ketchup on my ketchup.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. I think I fell in love with ketchup first. With the ketchup.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. I think I fell in love with ketchup first. With the ketchup.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right. I think I fell in love with ketchup first. With the ketchup.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

All in one. And let's admit it. Can we say it online? Can we say it live? Heinz has got the monopoly on fucking ketchup. Get the money out of here, guys.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

All in one. And let's admit it. Can we say it online? Can we say it live? Heinz has got the monopoly on fucking ketchup. Get the money out of here, guys.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

All in one. And let's admit it. Can we say it online? Can we say it live? Heinz has got the monopoly on fucking ketchup. Get the money out of here, guys.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Whatever not put ketchup on. Scrambled eggs is not crazy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Whatever not put ketchup on. Scrambled eggs is not crazy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Whatever not put ketchup on. Scrambled eggs is not crazy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. So, I mean, I put it on. We had one throw-up vegetable in our household. We had one vegetable you didn't have to eat. And mine was boiled squash. My mom boiled everything. She was not a good cook. Ma, I know you're out there in 92. You were not a good cook. Boiled squash. And that's how I got it. But you had to eat it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. So, I mean, I put it on. We had one throw-up vegetable in our household. We had one vegetable you didn't have to eat. And mine was boiled squash. My mom boiled everything. She was not a good cook. Ma, I know you're out there in 92. You were not a good cook. Boiled squash. And that's how I got it. But you had to eat it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. So, I mean, I put it on. We had one throw-up vegetable in our household. We had one vegetable you didn't have to eat. And mine was boiled squash. My mom boiled everything. She was not a good cook. Ma, I know you're out there in 92. You were not a good cook. Boiled squash. And that's how I got it. But you had to eat it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, that was the one, I'm sorry, the one I didn't have to eat, but then you had to eat everything else. So the boiled okra, nobody in the family liked it, but man, that's where ketchup became my favorite because I got to drown that shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, that was the one, I'm sorry, the one I didn't have to eat, but then you had to eat everything else. So the boiled okra, nobody in the family liked it, but man, that's where ketchup became my favorite because I got to drown that shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, that was the one, I'm sorry, the one I didn't have to eat, but then you had to eat everything else. So the boiled okra, nobody in the family liked it, but man, that's where ketchup became my favorite because I got to drown that shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I remember sitting there in our family, if you didn't finish it, you finally had to go to bed at dinner time, and then the next morning it was on the breakfast plate. Oh, wow. And if you were late for school, you got the demerit, then it just went back to sort of structure. So now what's your punishment for being late for school? So you're like, oh, man. Ketchup was my friend.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I remember sitting there in our family, if you didn't finish it, you finally had to go to bed at dinner time, and then the next morning it was on the breakfast plate. Oh, wow. And if you were late for school, you got the demerit, then it just went back to sort of structure. So now what's your punishment for being late for school? So you're like, oh, man. Ketchup was my friend.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I remember sitting there in our family, if you didn't finish it, you finally had to go to bed at dinner time, and then the next morning it was on the breakfast plate. Oh, wow. And if you were late for school, you got the demerit, then it just went back to sort of structure. So now what's your punishment for being late for school? So you're like, oh, man. Ketchup was my friend.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Get over things, to swallow things, and also just to... And it's where the ketchup is. I love ketchup on a burger, but it's best to dip it so the ketchup's the first thing to hit the palate.