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Matthew McConaughey

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4297 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Mom, I mean, do you want to let him down easy? No. Why do I want to waste any time? No. Not for me. I didn't. But she does. I mean, I don't know if I wrote about it. I've shared this many times. I went to this. The way, her ability to forgive herself. or actually not even feel guilty about anything in the first place to forgive herself about is amazing. And this is not a shallow woman.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

This is a woman who, 92, mom, what's the secret? Well, I can't imagine not being here. Walk off. Okay. It's not a line. It's not a Hallmark card. It's not an intellectual choice she's making to say, oh, I want to think positively. Uh-uh. She's beyond that to where it's a full-on capacity. That's her identity. Yes is her favorite word.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

This is a woman who, 92, mom, what's the secret? Well, I can't imagine not being here. Walk off. Okay. It's not a line. It's not a Hallmark card. It's not an intellectual choice she's making to say, oh, I want to think positively. Uh-uh. She's beyond that to where it's a full-on capacity. That's her identity. Yes is her favorite word.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

This is a woman who, 92, mom, what's the secret? Well, I can't imagine not being here. Walk off. Okay. It's not a line. It's not a Hallmark card. It's not an intellectual choice she's making to say, oh, I want to think positively. Uh-uh. She's beyond that to where it's a full-on capacity. That's her identity. Yes is her favorite word.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, I went to her because she pulls wild-ass stunts. Wild stuff. My brother's playing golf one day after my father passed away and the four older men on the other fairway are like, hey, congratulations, Pat.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, I went to her because she pulls wild-ass stunts. Wild stuff. My brother's playing golf one day after my father passed away and the four older men on the other fairway are like, hey, congratulations, Pat.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, I went to her because she pulls wild-ass stunts. Wild stuff. My brother's playing golf one day after my father passed away and the four older men on the other fairway are like, hey, congratulations, Pat.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

My brother's like, what? I ain't getting married. They're like, oh, yeah, anyway, sorry. You tell them that, mom, what'd you do? What are you talking about? Mom, what'd you do? What's it say here about you and Jack getting married? Oh, that. Mom, what'd you do? Well, first, I didn't think you'd find out, but here's what we did.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

My brother's like, what? I ain't getting married. They're like, oh, yeah, anyway, sorry. You tell them that, mom, what'd you do? What are you talking about? Mom, what'd you do? What's it say here about you and Jack getting married? Oh, that. Mom, what'd you do? Well, first, I didn't think you'd find out, but here's what we did.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

My brother's like, what? I ain't getting married. They're like, oh, yeah, anyway, sorry. You tell them that, mom, what'd you do? What are you talking about? Mom, what'd you do? What's it say here about you and Jack getting married? Oh, that. Mom, what'd you do? Well, first, I didn't think you'd find out, but here's what we did.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Look, the Country Club dues are $400 a month if you're just together, but they're only $250 a month if you're married. So we just told them we were married. Mom, come on. And she'll cry, say I'm sorry, and then boom, forget about it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Look, the Country Club dues are $400 a month if you're just together, but they're only $250 a month if you're married. So we just told them we were married. Mom, come on. And she'll cry, say I'm sorry, and then boom, forget about it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Look, the Country Club dues are $400 a month if you're just together, but they're only $250 a month if you're married. So we just told them we were married. Mom, come on. And she'll cry, say I'm sorry, and then boom, forget about it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To have told everybody at the country club that they were married. To save $150 a month. Just like badass like that. And then he'll sit there and cry and say, I'm sorry. Not a shallow woman at all, but just bam.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To have told everybody at the country club that they were married. To save $150 a month. Just like badass like that. And then he'll sit there and cry and say, I'm sorry. Not a shallow woman at all, but just bam.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

To have told everybody at the country club that they were married. To save $150 a month. Just like badass like that. And then he'll sit there and cry and say, I'm sorry. Not a shallow woman at all, but just bam.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Asks for show. Makes all the girls scream. Gets you on TV. That's for dough. Puts the roof over our head, food on the plate, takes care of business. It's a work muscle. Work ethic was a big thing to him. Don't half-ass it. If you're gonna do it, man, do it. And if you can't, don't say can't. If you're having trouble, ask for help. But don't sit there and say I can't because there's a solution.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Asks for show. Makes all the girls scream. Gets you on TV. That's for dough. Puts the roof over our head, food on the plate, takes care of business. It's a work muscle. Work ethic was a big thing to him. Don't half-ass it. If you're gonna do it, man, do it. And if you can't, don't say can't. If you're having trouble, ask for help. But don't sit there and say I can't because there's a solution.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Asks for show. Makes all the girls scream. Gets you on TV. That's for dough. Puts the roof over our head, food on the plate, takes care of business. It's a work muscle. Work ethic was a big thing to him. Don't half-ass it. If you're gonna do it, man, do it. And if you can't, don't say can't. If you're having trouble, ask for help. But don't sit there and say I can't because there's a solution.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, to dads, man. Hey, and to more Govans out there because there's no... There's no better. You got kids? Two. And you got kids. Dude, this is a... If more dads, the dads out there, you're not in a toast here and say, can we be as good of a dad as we can be? Good of a father? This whole planet's going to be looking good for all of us, man. A lot better. Amen on that. What do you think?