Matthew Ridge

Anyway, they used to have big functions down there.

And I walked into this place and, yeah, I had an invite.

Yeah, I had an invite or somebody invited me.

Anyway, I walked in.

And one of the bouncers saw me and he goes, he came up and he goes, oh, mate, you're not allowed to be here.

And I said, what do you mean?

He goes, mate, your daughter's here.

And I said, yes, so what?

Like, she's my daughter, mate.

Like, you know, it's all good.

He goes, no, no, you need to leave, mate.

I said, fuck.

And then Jamie came around the corner and I saw her.

I said, hey, Jamie.

She goes, hi, Dad.

You know, it was just like that.

And I said, see, mate, we're all good.

And he goes, no, mate, you need to leave.

Anyway, so I said, okay, cool.

So I was walking out, walked out the door, and then this prick, mate, like I was just walking, leaving, and he grabbed my arm and wrenched my arm right up my back, like right up my back and threw me down on the front of a bonnet of a car like he was some sort of like tough dude, right?