Matthew Wade

How, at the intro, pick this up.

How many times a year, Wadey, when you're at a bar, when you're walking along the street, do dickheads hang out their window and go, nice, Gary?

A lot.

A lot.

You've got to be remembered for something.

That and Neil Wagner are the only two things I remember.

It's got nothing to do with me cricket, those two things.

But, yeah, I'm remembered for the lip and for taking balls on the shoulder.

You just kept allowing Neil Wagner to hit him in the body.

That's a lefty.

Is he all there?

A bloke from New Zealand, wasn't he?

Yes, I thought you were talking about me, but yes, probably both not all there, to be honest, Bill.

But no, that was, I think Smudger and all those blokes just decided to get out playing the pool shot, so I saddled up and just wore it for four or five overs.

You been into the pavilion down there?

No, I haven't, Bill.

There hasn't been many getting in there, as I've been told, but...

He thinks that's funny.

Or when they charge $18 for a pot.

Oh, bullshit, Jim.