Mattis

Especially with the flat earth stuff. It's like, buddy, the Bible doesn't say that. It doesn't say it's flat. Just remember, people have always been idiots.

Especially with the flat earth stuff. It's like, buddy, the Bible doesn't say that. It doesn't say it's flat. Just remember, people have always been idiots.

Yeah, um, hot take... I think they should have just reformed the asylums instead of closing them entirely.

Yeah, um, hot take... I think they should have just reformed the asylums instead of closing them entirely.

If I sit you down and give you the entire mathematical proof and all the historical evidence and the logical reasoning that the earth is round and you continue to insist it's flat because you think the Jews want you to believe it's flat for some reason, you should just be put in a padded room.

If I sit you down and give you the entire mathematical proof and all the historical evidence and the logical reasoning that the earth is round and you continue to insist it's flat because you think the Jews want you to believe it's flat for some reason, you should just be put in a padded room.

Oh, yeah. Give me asylums. You know how Mitt Romney had binders full of women? What? I want asylums full of flat earthers. What? You don't remember the Romney and the binders full of women?

Oh, yeah. Give me asylums. You know how Mitt Romney had binders full of women? What? I want asylums full of flat earthers. What? You don't remember the Romney and the binders full of women?

Oh, back during the 2012 election, Romney was talking like he was being questioned on whether or not he'd have female cabinet members. And he said that he had a lot of female candidates that he had binders full of women. Like, as in binders full of qualified female candidates for cabinet positions. But the media ran with just binders full of women.

Oh, back during the 2012 election, Romney was talking like he was being questioned on whether or not he'd have female cabinet members. And he said that he had a lot of female candidates that he had binders full of women. Like, as in binders full of qualified female candidates for cabinet positions. But the media ran with just binders full of women.

Was this... Remember, kids, if we'd had Romney, we wouldn't have gotten Trump. Was this the equivalent of the yell? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Probably not as devastating as the yell.

Was this... Remember, kids, if we'd had Romney, we wouldn't have gotten Trump. Was this the equivalent of the yell? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Probably not as devastating as the yell.

Dean?

Dean?

Yeah, Howard Dean? I think I took Dean and Tim Cain and mixed them into one person. Yeah, it was Howard Dean. Crazy how that yell led to... See, I almost just did it again. It was John Kerry who got the nomination. I was going to say Jim Kerry. And honestly, I think Jim Kerry would have beaten Bush. The fact that he's Canadian might have been a stumbling block, though.

Yeah, Howard Dean? I think I took Dean and Tim Cain and mixed them into one person. Yeah, it was Howard Dean. Crazy how that yell led to... See, I almost just did it again. It was John Kerry who got the nomination. I was going to say Jim Kerry. And honestly, I think Jim Kerry would have beaten Bush. The fact that he's Canadian might have been a stumbling block, though.

Everything's gone insane.

Everything's gone insane.

I honestly think Hillary Clinton doing that yell would have boosted her chances.

I honestly think Hillary Clinton doing that yell would have boosted her chances.