Maura

To watch Love Island.

Okay, but I haven't seen any of it and I don't think Johnny B has.

So, what's good about Love Island?

So this is why you really even train on a half night.

Yes, exactly.

Yeah.

See, my friends, when you talked about that, I kind of remember because my friends were kind of into it.

But they said that a lot of the relationships in it were fake, though.

Because you have to be in a relationship with somebody to stay on that program.

Well, I'll entertain them.

If you're musicians, would you not do something like Britain's Got Talent or that?

Or you're too big for that?

Yes.

Just to give the female perspective on it, like, something me and my friends would talk about is that, like, 14-year-old girls nowadays have makeup tutorials online.

Like, when we were going to teenage discos, like, we thought we were good looking if we had matching lipstick and eyeshadow, you know.

Oh, blue eyeshadow all the way.

Podcast disclaimer, don't endorse that behaviour at all.

Yeah, good.