Maureen Callahan

They're too cowed by those two.

She's also an American.

And we just, we don't take to it.

You know, there are people who will be forever more royal than people of the royal blood.

I mean, you could say that about Catherine, Princess of Wales.

She conducts herself far more like a royal of the blood than many members you and I could name right now.

I would just point to Andrew.

Oh, well, that was a very extreme example, yes.

So let's look at this bathroom video that Megan posted to her Instagram.

Oh, first, can we look at the pregnant belly?

We're going to talk about this with Mark Bowden as well, our beloved Mark Bowden, who I know will call this trophy behavior.

Here is Megan on the red carpet for a charity gala.

The Alliance for Children's Rights, she's proving to us that A, she does have a friend in the world because she's all over her friend who is pregnant and wearing a skin tight dress to show off her baby bump.

And Megan's got her hand all over this woman's pregnant belly.

And it's so creepy.

She's moving it.

She's rubbing it.

It's up and down Kinsey.

Is that the husband who she informed she wanted a divorce by FedExing back her engagement and wedding rings?

So royal.