Maureen Callahan

It doesn't.

It doesn't mean that we need to read an essay that's like, and then this happened, and then this happened, and then this happened, and then this happened.

There is zero insight here.

It has no place in the New Yorker.

None.

Now, Cassie is going to ask Amanda if she and her co-star, Olivia Munn, her co-star on Your Friends and Neighbors, got even closer than she presumes.

Cassie, I mean, they already were because they both have had breast cancer.

Here we go.

Cassie, you're a moron.

You're on another failing entertainment show that is just really a handjob in the guise of an entertainment show.

She's sitting there editorializing, oh, beautiful women supporting other beautiful women.

It's so beautiful to see.

That's what we call in the trade a word wrap.

You're not supposed to use the same word twice in a piece, but especially close together anyway.

Amanda, here's what I saw.

Here's what I saw.

are you did this bring you even closer to to olivia and and amanda goes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes you know what our good friend mark boden would be saying about that the head is saying the head is telling the truth that's a no that's no it's it's a it's a great experiment try it sometime try to say yes while shaking your head no it's harder than you think

She's not close to Olivia Mond.

They probably don't even like each other, okay?

Just because two people have a version of the same illness, there are a million different kinds of breast cancers.