Maureen Callahan

Casting looks for emotionally unstable, physically violent, personality disordered, unhinged people.

because they make the best television.

And hey, if you've got a substance abuse problem that's like gestating or in full flower, they love you even more.

You got an arrest record?

Once upon a time, that would be a legal liability.

Now, you're hot shit.

There were two instances on Bravo in very recent memory, one so recent that we covered it on the nerve.

We are 11 months old.

we covered this on episode i believe it was 35. we did a story um on again reality tv and um

The Valley, which was a big hit for Bravo, big hit for Bravo.

They were trying to figure it out.

Oh, before I forget, I almost scrolled past this.

Do you guys remember Gary slash Jerry, the very first Golden Bachelor?

Remember that guy?

And he was just this guy who's like, oh, shucks, you know, my wife died, but nobody really knows how.

It was like very mysterious.

And I was like, I think he killed her.

Just my theory of the crime.

I think Gary maybe killed her.

Gary was looking to like level up, you know, and he becomes the golden bachelor.