Maureen Callahan

But he is all for it.

And I can also ask my colorist as well if she would like to come on.

Getting a good blonde is really, really hard.

Okay.

Could it be time?

Troublemaker Sheila, you're a frequent flyer.

We know you, Sheila.

Could it be time for a commentary on Caroline Kennedy's husband, Ed Schlossberg, who presently looks like the ghost of Hanukkah past?

Hi, Maureen, right out of the gate.

Are they divorced or what?

They're not divorced, Sheila, but I'm going to tell you, I think they have a relationship that is very common amongst Irish Catholic families.

They are of a certain age.

They are separated, my opinion, just my supposition.

They are separated.

They live apart.

They will never legally formalize a divorce or announce a divorce.

They will legally stay married for a bunch of reasons, legal, financial, emotional, psychological, whatever.

Now, Sheila also writes, it looks like their kids, Rose and Jack, inherited his work ethic and overall weirdness.

She writes, this is great detail.

I didn't know this.