Maureen Callahan

She's a fan.

She's a fan who works for them.

And I'm just going to say it right now.

I think the reason that part of this video was redacted, just my theory, is that Justin had another woman in the car.

Why else do you need to redact it?

We've already seen him drunk, failing his field sobriety test.

the the friend shows and also you know this is like an employee slash fan slash supplicant because like she got a call in the middle of the night and it's like hey you want to like roll out of bed get dressed get in your car drive to pick up some loser you know who just got collared for drunk driving i'd really i'd really rather not just arrest him let him call his lawyer

Here's watch and listen to this woman.

This is classic.

Okay.

She's already up for a nerve award, already up nerve awards, 2026.

And she enters the frame like any good performer saying, listen, I know my hair isn't up to par for being on cam, but you know, we're going to work with what we got.

This is everything that's wrong with celebrity culture.

And by the way, this will never be mocked on Saturday Night Live because, like, JT's a friend of Lauren's and they're protected class.

I mean, this woman, she should be mortified.

She won't be.

She'll be like, holy shit, I'm famous.

Now everybody knows my name.

Stop it.

We're arresting this guy because he's driving drunk.