Maureen Callahan

She's not in her right mind.

So then the next piece of just juicy, juicy meat on this bone from Variety

Quoting from the piece, two sources insist that Sarandos recently said he would not sit for a call with Meghan Markle unless a lawyer was present on the line.

Again, these look like legal notes to me in this piece.

The sources were unclear.

If Sarandos was serious or joking and Netflix spokesperson says it's absolutely inaccurate.

But I can tell you as a reporter, as a longtime journalist, when you front load a graph with that detail and then you back end that graph with denials and obfuscations, it's usually the top part that everyone knows is true.

If only these two had actual talent, they wouldn't get themselves out of bed in the morning and feeling alive by launching lawsuits hither and yon.

I mean, Rob, when will entertainment CEOs get the memo?

Do not get in bed with these two.

It only ends badly.

They just wind up trash talking you and suing you for their own failures.

There's no longer any... Yes, and they've been putting out Meghan's overpriced, unmovable merch on the giveaway piles for the underpaid peons over there.

I think the variety piece had it that Netflix is saddled with about $10 million worth of unsold as ever, or as I call it, a sever.

sever uh yeah because they just sever ties wherever they go you know what are they going to do with this stuff it's the jams are perishables you know you can't i even even the hungry wouldn't take it um okay i want to move on to timotei shamalama dig dong because you okay we've got one thing we're going to get to before your amazing exclusive we're going to tease the troublemakers

Shama Lama Ding Dong, who had tried to put on his best behavior in the waning days and hours before that ceremony, is reported.

This is from Cosmopolitan Grace.

Great piece of reporting by Mehera Bonner published March 17th.

Eyewitness claims Timotei Shama Lama Ding Dong and Kylie Jenner walked out of the Oscar ceremony for a full hour, quoting from the piece.

Timotei and Kylie were replaced by seat fillers for an hour.