Maureen Callahan

Now we're going to cut to accesses coverage of it's not even the coverage of the story.

Access Hollywood is covering Oprah Winfrey, covering this story by interviewing the Coldplay woman.

And by the by, this isn't even an exclusive for Oprah.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen back down to earth along with Gail, you know, from outer space.

Like,

This woman gave her exclusive to the New York Times.

That's a print outlet.

And Oprah is taking their sloppy seconds.

And thirdly, you know what?

I'm going to talk to you about how the nerve would cover this story.

Marlena and I actually debated whether we should even cover the Coldplay woman.

And we're going to talk about why on the back end.

But let's just take a look at access.

This would be like, if you came to my house for dinner,

And I warmed up leftovers that I didn't even cook that like I ordered in take out.

Like that's what this is.

This is a third rehashed serving of a meal.

The culture chewed over, digested and shut out long ago.

Here we go.

Oh, thank God.