Maureen Callahan

Interesting theory.

To make Junior look like a whipped husband who died because his wife was late because she was having a manicure.

That is great.

Dear Maureen, in what appears to be a calculated move,

To position herself as an intellectual extraordinaire.

And when I tell you there's Easter eggs in this nerve for our mini.

Sarah Jessica Parker will receive an honorary doctorate from Northwestern University, which has one of the most vaunted journalism schools in America.

and deliver the commencement address to the class of 2026.

Any troublemakers who will be attending said commencement, please record audio and video for The Nerve, okay?

It is bookmarked on our calendars.

We are covering this.

I can't even.

Good morning, Maureen.

This is from troublemaker Wayne, who sends us just the most incredible comments

These are like psychic scapes of alternate realities.

Maureen, when I was in the Marine Corps, this is about my foul mouth.

When I was in the Marine Corps, every other word out of the DI's mouths at Parris Island was a swear.

When I went home on leave, my mom slapped me so hard for swearing, my head spun around for at least five minutes.

I was just wondering what platoon were you in?

I have said this before.