Maureen Callahan

What do you see when you look at this, Mark?

It's desirable to them.

to do especially it's such a it's such a sacred private that you know the idea that like somebody would not only touch it without asking but then begin caressing it and framing it with their hands it's like hey Megan you asshole we all get it she's pregnant you're like it's not about you

I mean, she's allegedly been pregnant twice herself.

You would think she would know.

The other thing, Mark, though, that struck me about this clip in particular is that it seems once again a rank overcompensation on Meghan's part

to show, look, everybody, I have a friend.

And not only do I have a friend, she's such a close friend that I can fairly, my word, molest her on a red carpet.

And she's gonna love it.

She's gonna love it because I'm me.

We all are.

We all are, Mark.

You're expanding our minds.

We love it.

Okay, here's Megan in the bathroom at the same gala.

I don't know about you, Mark, but whenever I'm lucky enough to be in a five-star hotel at some event...

The bathroom attendants break out into dance all the time.

You know, there's never music in those rooms.

If there is, it's that ambient music.

And tell me what you're seeing.