Maureen Callahan

Oh, okay.

This is amazing.

This is amazing.

Okay.

You know, Ryan is still a psycho arsonist, so we'll never let that go here at The Nerve.

Our last delectable item, and this is so good to be talking about because these two are about to befoul the Met Gala, which they basically have purchased from Conde Nast.

Jeff Bezos and his...

Like, just sex doll, blow-up sex doll of a wife, Lauren Sanchez.

You are reporting exclusively, Rob.

The honeymoon is over.

They've been married five minutes.

You know what, Rob?

This is so great, though, because everything you're saying, I completely get.

Like, she earned that ring, no matter what you want to say.

She had to get, like, all of the plastic surgery that he wanted.

She had to oil herself up, wax herself head to toe.

Allow herself to get spanked on his yacht in full view of the paparazzi so that everybody could see that she was his sex toy and he was her dom and she was the sub and now she's flipping the script.

He's her sub and she's the dom now.

Anna decides what people can wear.

You know, I don't know how to feel about this because I do love the idea of someone dethroning the wicked witch of Condé Nast, right?