Maureen Callahan

Okay.

First, I'm going to read an extract of Ryan Reynolds begging Matt Damon and his wife, Lucy, for help with resting control of It Ends With Us from the writer-director star, Justin Baldoni, who presumably, when Blake Lively signed on to this film, she knew that that was the deal, right?

This guy's in charge.

Well, Blake Lively somehow rested control

a version of it where she could do a cut.

She could do her cut of the movie and Justin could do his cut of the movie and best one wins.

I mean, tell me a time this has happened before.

I'd love to know from film historians among you.

And I feel like I have a pretty good working knowledge of cinema.

Okay.

Now, psycho arsonist, Ryan Reynolds, who never forget burned down his elementary school in Canada and got away with it.

Hey, Matt and Lucy, if the offer is still open to watch, we would love to get your well-earned POV.

See, everything is qualified to fluff the egos, to star fuck.

I think we all know Matt Damon knows how to make a movie.

This movie has been one of the all-time zingers on and off set.

And this is like a recurring thing that Ryan and Blake say to their famous friends who they're trying to get.

on board so that Blake's version wins.

This is a common refrain.

One day we'll make a movie about the movie.

We can't wait to tell you all about it.