Maureen Callahan

Why is she on the cover?

And look what she's doing.

She's lacing up roller skates because her most famous role was in Boogie Nights as Roller Girl, which was like 30 years ago.

Anyway, this popped up and it's such a reminder of how poisonous celebrity culture is.

Here she is giving a tour of her New York City apartment.

to an influencer named Caleb Simpson and listen to her talk about the, what would be the word?

I don't want to give it away, but she's going to tell us all what impeded her upon closing on the apartment from being able to take the keys and

and just walk right in.

I mean, brace yourselves.

We will never, brace yourselves.

Here we go.

Is she kidding?

There was a little hiccup known as September 11th.

If you were in New York that day, as I was, and you watched it with your own eyes, as I did, uh, it's a sacred

well, Heather, I'm glad you got into your apartment.

I'm sorry you had to wait a day.

I'm sorry you had to wait a day.

And by the way, I don't even know if she's telling the story correctly because there were parts of downtown that were just completely cut off, like you could not access.

And I remember for weeks after going into the city and you could smell the death in the air from like midtown.

So she can fuck off.