Maureen Callahan

Okay, imagine these two in the spacious kitchen of their Tribeca loft.

They've got four kids who, you know, when Ryan Reynolds isn't busy making one of his children say something about, like, cock and balls in a movie that he's directed, and she says, like, Dad, I really don't want to say this stuff.

And he's like, well, you're going to say it, and we're going to make you do, like, 50 to 500 takes again.

Ryan Reynolds is David Fincher.

You know, I don't think these two have time to be like replaying, like for Blake to be reenacting what she and Taylor Swift did to Justin Baldoni in the kitchen and that Ryan Reynolds, like a little girl, is just sitting there going, oh, do it again for me.

Oh, please tell me again.

I can't believe it.

And by the way, I thought Ryan was there at this meeting.

So how many meetings were there in this Tribeca loft?

Okay.

so Blake is recapping every moment to psycho arsonist Ryan I kept remembering stuff Blake writes you making shit up about me and lenses okay so Blake is admitting that Taylor was lying to Justin that Blake was fluent in what lenses a director would use to shoot any given scene okay that is dastardly to me that is nefarious this would be

You know, like if I were writing a book and I hired someone to help me do research and they stole my manuscript and went to my publisher and said, this is my book now.

I know how to write this book better than Maureen does.

She may have signed the deal with you and you may have paid her, but you know what?

It's my shit now.

This is my book now.

This is like horrific.

This is horrific.

Blake continues to tailor and referring to yourself as my doll.

I think there's some psychosexual stuff going on with Blake and Taylor.