Maureen Callahan

But behind the scenes, the star fucking, oh my God.

Okay, Ryan Blake goes on to say, was blown away by you, though he was equally effusive about your Dunkin' commercial.

So know that you have a Canadian fan club in my house and a Burbank one too.

I guess that means I think Blake was raised in Burbank.

I'm writing with a zero pressure ask, which means I'm desperate for you to say yes.

Because really, again, you're writing to a friend or a colleague that you have a decent relationship with.

You're just honest.

You say, listen, I'm sure you have a lot on your plate, but I'm really hoping you might be able to help me out here.

You know, I'm in a bind.

I'm up against it.

I would never ask you otherwise.

If you can't, I totally understand.

But I'm just going to be transparent.

Zero pressure ask, followed by like five graphs.

I've just come out of the other side.

Well, almost of the most upsetting experience I've ever had on a movie.

You mean a simple favor wasn't this taxing?

The making of the doc of this film would be more interesting than the movie could ever be.

And now we're going to show our bona fides about We Watch well-reviewed serious documentaries.

It's like if Wild Wild Country, that documentary sucked.