Maureen Callahan

thankfully, she's not like any of us.

The rest of us, normal, you know, it passes for normal out here in these mean streets.

Okay, let's go to Tiger Woods.

Because shortly before we were about to speak with you, Nerve HQ was exploding because we got body cam video, okay?

Body cam video of the arrest.

We're going to look at this first clip right here, taken on March 27th, day of his arrest, 2026.

Okay, so he's on the ground on one knee that looks like the injured right leg that he nearly had amputated in that last crash he caused, doing 90 miles per hour in a 45-mile-per-hour zone.

What do you make of his posture there?

Second time he's rolled a car that we know of.

Fourth time he's been collared for driving under the influence that we know of.

That's the thing.

he was okay so it rolled on the driver's side onto the driver's side so let's assume he was buckled in we don't know yeah so either way he's gotta he's gotta fight gravity yeah in a car that's rolled over in a in what we constantly hear how banged up his body is this is the excuse one of them right banged up poor tiger he somehow manages to get a climb out of that thing you know when you look at it rolled over that thing looks like it's 14 feet high at least it's big

And I'm going to say, if I'm trying to pull myself out of it, which I wouldn't, I would wait for first responders, I would be afraid that anything I did could potentially, you know, I could injure myself worse in the fall.

But here's the thing.

I agreed with the calm demeanor.

We've been to this circus before.

We've been arrested before.

We've had roadside encounters with the police.

We're also on opiates.

Allegedly, reportedly.