Max Rushden

A carpet straightening device.

That would be incredible, though.

Now, very early in my career, I encountered a young man who was very distressed about the item he'd lost up there, as he described it, and was having so much difficulty retrieving said item that he had to seek medical assistance.

It transpired he had $10,000 of rolled $50 notes in a plastic bag so far up that he couldn't get it out himself.

After painful extraction, he was relieved to be reunited with his money.

When asked why he'd inserted the money, his answer was plainly, I won it at the casino.

I didn't want it to get stolen.

This made some sense,

because I'm not sure there are too many thieves that would want to retrieve any sort of loot from a slippery bag up someone's bum.

However, none of us could quite work out how he actually managed to get the money up there and so far up, it could not be easily retrieved.

Keep up the great work, lads.

Wow.

Emily.

Thanks, Emily.

I would just say I've absolutely never put any money up my bottom.

So currently at nought pounds.

If we could start running total, we're now at $10,000.

Yeah.

So let's see.

Like it's a different totalizer to Comic Relief, isn't it?