Max Rushden

Exactly.

And there's always one with every one of those things.

It's designed that there's one sheer drop of about 10 feet.

Yeah.

That seems unnecessary, you know, because Willie's the same.

He's up the top and you're like ducking from one to the other going, just don't have that bit.

Yeah.

But apparently they're all designed with a bit of jeopardy because it, you know, that's how kids learn rather than,

going straight to parkour or free climbing that building in Malaysia that's just glass.

You know, this is a good way of doing it.

It's shit.

It is shit.

And sometimes they go down.

If they do go down fast, one of their feet gets stuck and then they twizzle around and they land on their face.

And there's a sort of age where you're just not sure if you let them go, if they will just go down a slide like you go down a slide or knock themselves out.

That's a moment of jeopardy for everyone involved.

Is he good?

Because Willie really loves kicking a ball.

Ian's not that bothered.

So does this little guy, you thinking he's going to be knocking channel balls for Big Jack's