Max Rushden

It's a different phrase.

You know, he couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo.

It's like he couldn't hit a double backhand down the line with a banjo.

Well, if Andre Agassi was playing, you know, another great tennis player of the 90s, if it was him and Jim Currier, if they were both playing with banjos, would it play Cotton Eye Joe?

as the game was playing when that happened.

Expensive Zebra on Reddit said, surely one for Agassi's agent to get onto.

And it was a different Reddit post that they had read, which just said, today I saw a lollipop man walking away from presumably his finished shift and he had his lollipop in a custom lollipop carry case.

It was like...

It was like a large lollipop-shaped tennis racket case.

I've never been more gutted to not be able to take a photo of something in my life.

A friend suggested they have to keep their lollipop sheathed when they aren't on duty so they don't accidentally stop traffic.

Truly, they are too powerful.

They have such power in Melbourne, lollipop people.

They're like really in your business.

Like if you're on your own and you cross the road sort of near them, they're sort of really annoyed with you that you haven't like used their crossing.

If you get a points violation for a terrible crossing and you smash your lollipop, you go and you get another lollipop.

What a long bag that would be unless they have a sort of little foldable thing.

I understand, but they are holding something that looks like a lollipop.

The person cutting you out of...

Although, if he got good at it, it may have been played even easier, bitch.