Max Rushton
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Poor Jane.
Yeah.
Two and a half hours.
Because like my wife...
The closest my wife says, can I book a haircut on Friday?
And I go, fine.
I always forget that that is like the whole of Friday.
And I'm like, how is this?
What's happening in there?
Well, it was traumatic, but not for those reasons.
I just find them quite unsettling generally.
What I really want is just someone to rub my head softly.
As if I'm a kitten.
Just somebody just rub my head.
Oh, wow.
That makes me sound like George Galloway, doesn't it?
Someone to spoon whiskers into my mouth.
Just give me some Go-Kat.
Exactly.
And let me shit in a litter tray.