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McKenzie Goodwin

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4131 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

So is your gaydar, has your gaydar always been good? For lesbians, yes. For men, no. And I think it's because I don't care about men.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

So is your gaydar, has your gaydar always been good? For lesbians, yes. For men, no. And I think it's because I don't care about men.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

So is your gaydar, has your gaydar always been good? For lesbians, yes. For men, no. And I think it's because I don't care about men.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

yeah yeah for a really long time well first i thought i was straight like for a really long time um until i went to college me offended i had like i know like for way too long and then i had like all through like middle school high school i had so many boy crushes i wasn't allowed to date so that also made it confusing for me when i got to high school that i was like or college i was like i don't know but i had a new boy crush every day and my sister was like repulsed by men like when we were in high school she was like they're gross and i hate all of them and now she's engaged to someone we went to high school yeah

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

yeah yeah for a really long time well first i thought i was straight like for a really long time um until i went to college me offended i had like i know like for way too long and then i had like all through like middle school high school i had so many boy crushes i wasn't allowed to date so that also made it confusing for me when i got to high school that i was like or college i was like i don't know but i had a new boy crush every day and my sister was like repulsed by men like when we were in high school she was like they're gross and i hate all of them and now she's engaged to someone we went to high school yeah

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

yeah yeah for a really long time well first i thought i was straight like for a really long time um until i went to college me offended i had like i know like for way too long and then i had like all through like middle school high school i had so many boy crushes i wasn't allowed to date so that also made it confusing for me when i got to high school that i was like or college i was like i don't know but i had a new boy crush every day and my sister was like repulsed by men like when we were in high school she was like they're gross and i hate all of them and now she's engaged to someone we went to high school yeah

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And so then she was like, but I was always like, don't tell him I like him. Like, blah, blah, blah. And then when I got to college, the first thing on my first day of school, I joined the women's rugby team. Yep. And I was like, there you go. You know, I'm like, these are literally my friends and I'm an ally. And then I go and then everyone I'm assuming is a dyke because most of them are.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And so then she was like, but I was always like, don't tell him I like him. Like, blah, blah, blah. And then when I got to college, the first thing on my first day of school, I joined the women's rugby team. Yep. And I was like, there you go. You know, I'm like, these are literally my friends and I'm an ally. And then I go and then everyone I'm assuming is a dyke because most of them are.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And so then she was like, but I was always like, don't tell him I like him. Like, blah, blah, blah. And then when I got to college, the first thing on my first day of school, I joined the women's rugby team. Yep. And I was like, there you go. You know, I'm like, these are literally my friends and I'm an ally. And then I go and then everyone I'm assuming is a dyke because most of them are.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And they're all being nice to me. And I was like doing that internally homophobic thing where I'm like, they all like me because I'm so charming and I'm a woman and they love women. Right. And I'm like, oh, no, they have types and that's homophobic. Right. And then I met one girl on my team and I was like, oh, that feels weird. Like, I, like, didn't know how to react around her.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And they're all being nice to me. And I was like doing that internally homophobic thing where I'm like, they all like me because I'm so charming and I'm a woman and they love women. Right. And I'm like, oh, no, they have types and that's homophobic. Right. And then I met one girl on my team and I was like, oh, that feels weird. Like, I, like, didn't know how to react around her.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And they're all being nice to me. And I was like doing that internally homophobic thing where I'm like, they all like me because I'm so charming and I'm a woman and they love women. Right. And I'm like, oh, no, they have types and that's homophobic. Right. And then I met one girl on my team and I was like, oh, that feels weird. Like, I, like, didn't know how to react around her.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And I, like, but I would, like, go out of my way to spend time with her or sit next to her. Whereas, like, when I had crushes on guys in high school, it would be, like, I stare at him across from the room and don't talk to him. So I dated her for eight years, got engaged. And was still, like. Wait, did you, you proposed or she proposed? We, like, planned it together. We did it during COVID. Oh.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And I, like, but I would, like, go out of my way to spend time with her or sit next to her. Whereas, like, when I had crushes on guys in high school, it would be, like, I stare at him across from the room and don't talk to him. So I dated her for eight years, got engaged. And was still, like. Wait, did you, you proposed or she proposed? We, like, planned it together. We did it during COVID. Oh.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

And I, like, but I would, like, go out of my way to spend time with her or sit next to her. Whereas, like, when I had crushes on guys in high school, it would be, like, I stare at him across from the room and don't talk to him. So I dated her for eight years, got engaged. And was still, like. Wait, did you, you proposed or she proposed? We, like, planned it together. We did it during COVID. Oh.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

and so so from college so i dated her my freshman year of college till i graduated and then four more years after that yeah we were together for a really long time she was my first kiss my first relationship my first anything so it was even more confusing trying to explain it to my family because i had never seen women like that before like been attracted to them like that and then well i think i wasn't being honest about it because when i look back i'm like like i had the biggest crush on hayley kyoko i think that was my true awakening and lemonade mouth i was like

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

and so so from college so i dated her my freshman year of college till i graduated and then four more years after that yeah we were together for a really long time she was my first kiss my first relationship my first anything so it was even more confusing trying to explain it to my family because i had never seen women like that before like been attracted to them like that and then well i think i wasn't being honest about it because when i look back i'm like like i had the biggest crush on hayley kyoko i think that was my true awakening and lemonade mouth i was like

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

and so so from college so i dated her my freshman year of college till i graduated and then four more years after that yeah we were together for a really long time she was my first kiss my first relationship my first anything so it was even more confusing trying to explain it to my family because i had never seen women like that before like been attracted to them like that and then well i think i wasn't being honest about it because when i look back i'm like like i had the biggest crush on hayley kyoko i think that was my true awakening and lemonade mouth i was like

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

oh i love this movie my sister's like it's horrible though but i was like but i love her but i really like it i just really relate to the character she's a lesbian you don't understand and then yeah so with my ex we were together for that long and then we broke up and right when we broke up my sister's platform blew up and so i moved home and then i'm like starting all over and so yeah and then i didn't start calling myself a lesbian until i turned 30 at the end of 2023

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

oh i love this movie my sister's like it's horrible though but i was like but i love her but i really like it i just really relate to the character she's a lesbian you don't understand and then yeah so with my ex we were together for that long and then we broke up and right when we broke up my sister's platform blew up and so i moved home and then i'm like starting all over and so yeah and then i didn't start calling myself a lesbian until i turned 30 at the end of 2023