Meg Stalter

And I said, you were the meanest one.

Yeah.

Oh, the joke part was I said I'm a lawyer now.

I'm a lawyer now.

And then she messaged me pictures of myself at the Rainforest Cafe.

And she was like, yeah, you really seem like a lawyer.

I'm like, well, lawyers could go to the Rainforest Cafe.

Like, why does that prove I'm not a lawyer?

Like, I'm like starting to believe I'm a lawyer.

I'm like, hey, don't make me take you to court.

This was after one of my meetings.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm celebrating my case.

Like, what is wrong with you?

I'm like literally about to go to Harvard to prove her wrong.

well did you like it i feel like the food's really crazy because you could order something and it's so huge and then someone could order something and it's so small it just isn't proportionate like proportional yeah it's not very proportional and it's not that good but i do love the atmosphere like i love did you ever celebrate a birthday there

keep the Rainforest Cafe going.

How are we supposed to party after a big stack of papers that we went over with someone's divorce?

I can't believe her looking at my page like, oh yeah, she's probably not a lawyer.

She was so mean to me.

She was like my best friend and then turned on me because the cheerleaders didn't like me.