Mel Giedroyc

Because I'm always awake at sort of 3.48, 5.12, 6.15.

Did you know what I mean?

The merry old hormonal world of being in the latter middle age.

So it was a lovely surprise actually to wake up with the alarm.

I think it was at 6.45.

I was straight down into my granola like a horse going into its bag.

Gods, that never happens.

That never, never happens.

I'd say I get on average two messages to look at in the early morning.

I don't do any social media, so I'm not sort of scrolling through my various feeds.

The only feed I want to scroll is my granola.

These are von teas.

But as you said that, Max, I thought, oh my God, I should really do that.

I should be like a B&B.

You know when you stay in a B&B and you go down, it's quite bleak and they do the Rice Krispies and then they put cling film over the bowl and like, oh, I could so get down with that.

Why didn't I think of doing that?

It is absolutely extraordinary.

And there's always a clock.

There's a sort of menacing ticking of a clock, isn't there, in the corner.

Yeah, what do you do as you brush past somebody's table to go to the marmalade selection?