Mel Giedroyc

Wow.

Yeah, it was really cool, man.

I left her to it because I had to get some stuff ready upstairs.

So she, I came down, it was all bloody laid out.

And I have to say these days, gang, these days, there is a lot of paraphernalia that needs to happen to get the old Visog in a sort of work fit mode.

There are lots of lotions and potions.

There are three different types of hair dryer.

Go on, Mike, sorry.

One is rotating it.

There's a sort of weird circular attachment that goes on one of the hair dries.

It's a bit like a mini sort of combine harvester.

Yeah.

It goes round.

And apparently that gives your hair extra swing, extra body, extra boof.

She now has to do that.

okay that's occurring sounds nice okay there's a pair of weird clampy things you know those weird ceramic long clampy things that act as a not a straightener they do act as a straightener but they also act as a curler weirdly right anything to give this lank freaking straw like

excuse of a head of hair something this funereal hair cul-de-sacs look i've got cul-de-sacs it looks great it looks great you're so lovely there's a cul-de-sac there and there's a cul-de-sac there so i have to sort of slightly do an arthur scargill comb over there aren't many people that go into the hairdresser with a picture of arthur scargill to say

That's right.

If there's a whiff of wind in the air, then you're absolutely right.

And it's like a sort of an umbrella that turns inside out, isn't it?