Mel Giedroyc

But anyway, it was really lovely to see everybody, to see the cast of that show yesterday.

Because, of course, we hadn't been able to laugh together yesterday.

You know, we hadn't been able to have loads of lols.

It was all just like, you know, keep it as deadpan as you possibly can.

So it was really lovely to see people.

There were a few drinks imbibed at around 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the afternoon, which is always real danger zone for me.

It was Bacardi and Diet Coke.

Oh, God.

And sort of the crevices of the made-up face, you know, sort of something like Alice Cooper on top, a shirt from Bake Off 10 years ago, you know, sort of showbiz shirt, and then just shit canvas trousers and working boots, trying to sort of work the room, but heavily two sheets to the wind on the old Bacardi and dark coat.

That's the truth of it, guys.

I'm giving you the unexpurgated version.

I don't understand it.

It was sort of...

No, I mean, it was delightful and obviously a complete pleasure to be there talking about, you know, a lovely show and all that and seeing everybody.

It was make-up touch-ups, but I was late for that, so I kind of missed that.

I had a little bit of touchery-uppery.

Then it was straight into a dark room.

Everything was very dark.

It was very slightly dystopian with lots of very, very, very delightful PR people sort of manoeuvring you from one thing to the other.

It was all sort of, now we're going to do a coloring in thing.