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I would.
All these stories are crazy.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you have learned anything the past two weeks from these Ask, Tell, Confess is that kindness goes a long way.
On both ends.
So if somebody's serving you, be kind to them.
If you're serving somebody and they're having a bad day, be kind to them.
Love conquers all, ladies and gentlemen.
And then we can avoid fucking people doing weird shit to food.
Putting pubes in burritos.
Scratching.
I still can't get over the fucking heroin fucking scabs.
I fucking can't do it.
Oh, God.
Oh, I got food poisoning from Jack in the Box one time.
Now it makes me wonder what happened.
Whose fucking semen did I swallow?
And on that note, we're out.
Love you and see you later.
Bye.