Meme

At a restaurant in Texas in 2007-ish, I walked in on my boss banging multiple different servers, sometimes at the same time.

He was called the server slayer.

Yeah.

He was our boss, but his mommy and daddy owned the place.

No, I never went near that.

I was also 15 through 17.

I worked as the hostess.

But I also worked at Burger King in 2011, and I walked in on a manager's banging one of the cooks.

Her, the manager's nudes later got leaked through the whole team, and she was given an unfortunate nickname having to do with Arby's.

I have witnessed cooks doing lines off the counters and wiping it down with a wet rag and then cooking on it.

I could keep going, but I'll end it there.

Everybody's fucking horny.

Crazy, right?

It's probably because you're just stuck working together with these people all night long and everybody just gets a little fucking horn dog.

It's like they're slapping meats in every different direction, man.

I mean, it's kind of hot.

I don't mind the sex stories.

Like, I think that's hot.

it's the fucking like drugs and the fucking with people's food that I'm like, bro, this is fucking weird.

Even down to the scissor sisters in the freezer, the last episode, like rub it out, get one in, you know what I'm saying?