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The pain of losing is 50 billion times worse than the joy of winning.
It's not even close.
So, like, I don't give a fuck that we just won a Super Bowl.
But the Eagles are dead.
You guys didn't watch this game tonight.
They fucking suck.
I don't think you guys understand how fucking bad they were tonight.
Any team in the NFL would have fucking smoked that.
It's an unbelievable way to get eliminated from the postseason.
It's an unbelievable way.
No, the Union won some bullshit cup the other day.
I honestly don't know what cup they won, but they won something.
And everyone was like, at least we have the fucking Union.
Some shield, right?
If Frank had the night that I had tonight, he would legitimately be dead.
Like, that is not hyperbole.
He would be dead.
He has never had that night.
Which I've never heard before.
Frank does that when the Mets lose in July.