Mia Wong

I'm sorry, wait, did you just say Michael Jackson? No, Jordan. Didn't I say Jordan?

Yeah, let's get to the tariffs. Terrible. Tariffable. Tariffable. That's right, Garrison. Nope. Yeah, so, okay. Let me just read off some of the ones that are going to fuck everyone. Great. 54% tariff on all goods from China. This is a 34% tariff that is being added on to the 20% tariff that was already on. There is a 20% tariff on all goods from the EU.

Yeah, let's get to the tariffs. Terrible. Tariffable. Tariffable. That's right, Garrison. Nope. Yeah, so, okay. Let me just read off some of the ones that are going to fuck everyone. Great. 54% tariff on all goods from China. This is a 34% tariff that is being added on to the 20% tariff that was already on. There is a 20% tariff on all goods from the EU.

Yeah, let's get to the tariffs. Terrible. Tariffable. Tariffable. That's right, Garrison. Nope. Yeah, so, okay. Let me just read off some of the ones that are going to fuck everyone. Great. 54% tariff on all goods from China. This is a 34% tariff that is being added on to the 20% tariff that was already on. There is a 20% tariff on all goods from the EU.

46% on Vietnam, which is fucking devastating because it's a huge amount of capital from China. Also, speaking of the China panic...

46% on Vietnam, which is fucking devastating because it's a huge amount of capital from China. Also, speaking of the China panic...

46% on Vietnam, which is fucking devastating because it's a huge amount of capital from China. Also, speaking of the China panic...

our strongest geopolitical ally in the region in terms of having a military right yeah a country that we've been discussing going to war for quite recently yeah like we we just we we have literally and this is this is the funny thing about all of these vicky ostawa pointed this out the more closely allied with the u.s the more fucked you got by these it's such a weird move yeah yeah

our strongest geopolitical ally in the region in terms of having a military right yeah a country that we've been discussing going to war for quite recently yeah like we we just we we have literally and this is this is the funny thing about all of these vicky ostawa pointed this out the more closely allied with the u.s the more fucked you got by these it's such a weird move yeah yeah

our strongest geopolitical ally in the region in terms of having a military right yeah a country that we've been discussing going to war for quite recently yeah like we we just we we have literally and this is this is the funny thing about all of these vicky ostawa pointed this out the more closely allied with the u.s the more fucked you got by these it's such a weird move yeah yeah

Yeah. So we'll get to why in a second. I want to also cover, so there's a 37% tariff on Bangladesh, which is going to be devastating for, I mean, a lot of the textile imports. 25% on South Korea. So fucking rip you ever getting a phone again. 32% on Taiwan. So rip the entire tech industry. Fucking rip Taiwan too. These tariffs are going to devastate the international economy.

Yeah. So we'll get to why in a second. I want to also cover, so there's a 37% tariff on Bangladesh, which is going to be devastating for, I mean, a lot of the textile imports. 25% on South Korea. So fucking rip you ever getting a phone again. 32% on Taiwan. So rip the entire tech industry. Fucking rip Taiwan too. These tariffs are going to devastate the international economy.

Yeah. So we'll get to why in a second. I want to also cover, so there's a 37% tariff on Bangladesh, which is going to be devastating for, I mean, a lot of the textile imports. 25% on South Korea. So fucking rip you ever getting a phone again. 32% on Taiwan. So rip the entire tech industry. Fucking rip Taiwan too. These tariffs are going to devastate the international economy.

OK, I have been angry about this since the fucking election. People have been calling these tariffs a tax. That is just no. It is not what's happening here. This is like calling it a tax.

OK, I have been angry about this since the fucking election. People have been calling these tariffs a tax. That is just no. It is not what's happening here. This is like calling it a tax.

OK, I have been angry about this since the fucking election. People have been calling these tariffs a tax. That is just no. It is not what's happening here. This is like calling it a tax.

is to completely underplay how serious this is this is not a fucking tax this is the wholesale destruction of entire industries and some of these industries like fast fashion which you know has always been undergirded by the exploitation of workers from China to Bangladesh and also like in the US too but like you know fuck those things whatever they never needed to exist fuck them but like you know like you're probably not gonna be able to fucking buy board games anymore because they're gonna be too expensive to produce

is to completely underplay how serious this is this is not a fucking tax this is the wholesale destruction of entire industries and some of these industries like fast fashion which you know has always been undergirded by the exploitation of workers from China to Bangladesh and also like in the US too but like you know fuck those things whatever they never needed to exist fuck them but like you know like you're probably not gonna be able to fucking buy board games anymore because they're gonna be too expensive to produce

is to completely underplay how serious this is this is not a fucking tax this is the wholesale destruction of entire industries and some of these industries like fast fashion which you know has always been undergirded by the exploitation of workers from China to Bangladesh and also like in the US too but like you know fuck those things whatever they never needed to exist fuck them but like you know like you're probably not gonna be able to fucking buy board games anymore because they're gonna be too expensive to produce

Yeah. Yeah. It's done. Like the economy as we knew it does not exist as of like this morning. Right. Everything that we've known about how this thing works is fucking done. And some of these are just, you know, like unbelievably hideously cruel. So there's, for example, a 44% tariff on Myanmar. Yeah.