Michael Che
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Do you feel overwhelmed?
Your mind is racing and you're scared.
Now there's help.
Side effects include nausea, dry mouth, diarrhea, and death.
If you are like most Americans, you love trying to lose weight while not losing any weight.
But now there's a new drug that really causes weight loss.
There's just one small downside.
Come on, stop stealing medication from diabetes patients.
If you wanna lose weight, just do a juice cleanse and spend the next three days on the toilet like a normal person.
But I'll tell you what, if Ozempic isn't going to be able to stop celebrities from taking it for weight loss, they could at least change their ads to warn diabetics about it.
You needed to host the daily show!
Ask your doctor about Ozempic today.
Thanks, Ozempic.