Michael Kosta

I think it's better to use military force than it is to allow them to have a nuclear weapon.

What's up, Nummy Num Nuts?

I'm Roy Chang.

And I'm Michael Kosta.

This is Sports War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other.

So if I say volleyball is the most exciting sport... Then I say screw that.

I can't even look at a volleyball without crying ever since I got stranded on that island and my only friend was a volleyball.

So I don't have AIDS and live in Philadelphia?

Yeah.

That's a relief, I hate Philadelphia.

Oh, my God.

Here we go.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, what gives, society?

It's really about a father and a son going down to the ballpark together, grabbing a gallon of nachos and four feet worth of hot dog meat, and then obliterating two toilets at the exact same time.

That's a core memory if I ever heard one.

Miss you, Pops.

From Venezuela to Cuba, and now he's going to curve down what's happened in Iraq so they can, Iran.

The size of the country of Iraq, or excuse me, of Iran.