Michael Kosta

Speaking of snowboarding, what's coming up?

The Olympics.

Oh, our elevators don't work.

We didn't know that they were all.

Well, there was a great story this week that we covered on sports war where these Norwegian ski jumpers.

A lot of the ski jumpers, when they get measured for their suit, the crotch area is very important.

Yeah, right here.

Zoom in.

They would pump their penis filled with a liquid to make it bigger.

So then when they fit their suit, they get extra fabric in that area.

Okay, and that helps.

Which helps them in aerodynamics.

And two of them got eliminated from the Olympics for this.

That's a good question.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Those guys probably shouldn't have tweeted, just pumped up my penis to get more fabric for my jumping suit.

I was on an airplane once during the men's figure skating final, and I really wanted to watch it.

And I had to make the decision of, am I just the guy on the airplane watching the men's figure skating final while everyone can see what I'm watching?

Which, by the way, I did it, but I was a little bit like, is this weird that I'm watching the men's figure skating final?