Michael Lewis

What?

Was it your dad who said it?

No, he's calling me old man yelling at the clock.

Oh, we're coming off the bench for a thousand points.

Some of the most underrated hair in the game, too.

His hair is always looking phenomenal.

He's got it.

Oh, for sure.

And he could probably do a piss bomb because he's European.

But one of the coaches, it might have been McClellan, said what he loved about him was he'll play any way.

He's like, all right, you're running into a night where a team's like, let's skill this thing up.

I got it.

And hey, we're running into a team that's like, we're going to muck it up, and this is going to be a battle zone.

I got that too.

And I kind of thought about it after.

He's so big and dominant, but he fucking takes hits to make plays.

He drags guys in, and then the backhand, his ability on the backhand, probably...

I'm going to give it to Crosby, obviously.

After that, I think the best player in the world on his backhand, partly to do with him having a legit, like, two-by-four as a stick and a blade.

But, like, even his mom was talking about he's, like, five years old and he would just, like, take the top of, like, he'd take a bottle cap and then, like, find a stick.