Michael Malice

I'll talk to Monster Russ.

That's my guy.

Shut the fuck up.

And look at all these gymnasts.

They do dips 24-7.

There is something fun about it.

I do love doing dips because you feel like you're flying.

There's something about it when you're just kind of.

What can I say?

dips are yeah along with uh the push-ups do 100 push-ups a day and then do dips but you're the okay we could talk about this also you're the one can i tell you what you said to me at the mothership about this what i said you said you can't be jacked and be funny well you can but you can't show it that i meant like you you like at a certain point you're too jacked there's a cost

Yeah.

And Roseanne was telling me, when she was starting out, she lost all this weight and people stopped laughing.

Ah, there's plenty of skinny, funny women.

Not in 1981.

It's not like if he lost the weight, he wouldn't be funny anymore.

That dude's fucking funny.

Hold on, hold on.

I'm not disrespecting Kevin James in any way.

Mad respect for him.

Ball Cop, the greatest comedy of all time.