Michael Malice

That would be a bad... No, that's not what happens.

That would be a bad... No, that's not what happens.

That would be a bad... No, that's not what happens.

Here's the thing. What happens? When you write a book about North... Hey, nice to meet you. What is it you do? I'm an author. What kind of books do you write? Well, my last book was on North Korea. 90% of the time, 90, they will then start telling me everything they know about North Korea. And it's like, I don't need, this isn't a quiz and it's a very poorly understood country.

Here's the thing. What happens? When you write a book about North... Hey, nice to meet you. What is it you do? I'm an author. What kind of books do you write? Well, my last book was on North Korea. 90% of the time, 90, they will then start telling me everything they know about North Korea. And it's like, I don't need, this isn't a quiz and it's a very poorly understood country.

Here's the thing. What happens? When you write a book about North... Hey, nice to meet you. What is it you do? I'm an author. What kind of books do you write? Well, my last book was on North Korea. 90% of the time, 90, they will then start telling me everything they know about North Korea. And it's like, I don't need, this isn't a quiz and it's a very poorly understood country.

100% of the time. Oh, so you don't, do you know Dennis Rodman? Yeah. But I don't understand what, I guess people feel the need to like, all right, like now we're talking about this subject. I just got to, you know, drop whatever I can talk about. It's usually a small amount. And there's this thing in the culture, which I hate, that everyone have to have an opinion on everything.

100% of the time. Oh, so you don't, do you know Dennis Rodman? Yeah. But I don't understand what, I guess people feel the need to like, all right, like now we're talking about this subject. I just got to, you know, drop whatever I can talk about. It's usually a small amount. And there's this thing in the culture, which I hate, that everyone have to have an opinion on everything.

100% of the time. Oh, so you don't, do you know Dennis Rodman? Yeah. But I don't understand what, I guess people feel the need to like, all right, like now we're talking about this subject. I just got to, you know, drop whatever I can talk about. It's usually a small amount. And there's this thing in the culture, which I hate, that everyone have to have an opinion on everything.

And it's like, it's okay to be like, yeah, I don't know anything about that. Tell me more. You know, there's lots of things I don't know anything about.

And it's like, it's okay to be like, yeah, I don't know anything about that. Tell me more. You know, there's lots of things I don't know anything about.

And it's like, it's okay to be like, yeah, I don't know anything about that. Tell me more. You know, there's lots of things I don't know anything about.

It's a macaw. Scarlet macaw. What? It is a scarlet macaw. Oh, you know birds. Yeah. And that's actually not life-sized. Are you saying he's not real? I'm saying it's not to scale. Okay. But he's real. Are we doing that Monty Python sketch? Everything is a Monty Python sketch. I don't think Monty Python's funny.

It's a macaw. Scarlet macaw. What? It is a scarlet macaw. Oh, you know birds. Yeah. And that's actually not life-sized. Are you saying he's not real? I'm saying it's not to scale. Okay. But he's real. Are we doing that Monty Python sketch? Everything is a Monty Python sketch. I don't think Monty Python's funny.

It's a macaw. Scarlet macaw. What? It is a scarlet macaw. Oh, you know birds. Yeah. And that's actually not life-sized. Are you saying he's not real? I'm saying it's not to scale. Okay. But he's real. Are we doing that Monty Python sketch? Everything is a Monty Python sketch. I don't think Monty Python's funny.

You're not answering that question. It's pretty funny.

You're not answering that question. It's pretty funny.

You're not answering that question. It's pretty funny.

No.

No.