Michael Malice

And our daughter's looking at it going, ah, ah, ah.

She bites it, hands it to me.

I bite it, and then she just starts wailing.

Like the craziest cry, like, you're having food, and you wouldn't give me any.

And I was like, the problem is it's not food, and I can't explain this to her.

Because the ingredients are like erythritol and like processed protein.

I told my wife was like, if it was real food, we'd give her some, but it's not.

And then she was like, why did you buy this?

And I was like, I don't know.

He never ate tomatoes again.

Well, Scientologists call that an aberration.

Oh, okay.

And this is the doorway they bring people into Scientology.

One of the key examples they use to convince people that their ideology is correct is that they'll say, is there something in your life that you know to be irrational, but you retain, perhaps an aversion to a food?

They literally describe it as, you may not want to eat eggs because as a child, you ate one egg, but it turned out to be rotten.

And now you don't want eating eggs.

You have an aberration because you know eggs are actually a normal food everyone eats, but you have an aversion to them because of one instance.

Then they say, our program will cure you of these aberrations.

And maybe they will, I don't know, but that's basically it.

Oh, over the monkey thing?