Michael Malice
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I told my sister, I go. when you were born, one of your eyes was bigger than the other and you had to have surgery to fix it. So she turns, she's like, mom. And my mom goes, honey, the important thing is that you're beautiful now. That's all. It's like, what's the big deal? It was just a little surgery. And my sister's like, all right, call grandma. And grandma goes,
I told my sister, I go. when you were born, one of your eyes was bigger than the other and you had to have surgery to fix it. So she turns, she's like, mom. And my mom goes, honey, the important thing is that you're beautiful now. That's all. It's like, what's the big deal? It was just a little surgery. And my sister's like, all right, call grandma. And grandma goes,
I told my sister, I go. when you were born, one of your eyes was bigger than the other and you had to have surgery to fix it. So she turns, she's like, mom. And my mom goes, honey, the important thing is that you're beautiful now. That's all. It's like, what's the big deal? It was just a little surgery. And my sister's like, all right, call grandma. And grandma goes,
She goes, Michael said that when I was born, one of the guys, she goes, why is he telling you this now? It's not a big deal. So the fact that everyone went with this, I was so impressed. I was like, this is a quality family in this very specific regard. Does your family have a sense of humor?
She goes, Michael said that when I was born, one of the guys, she goes, why is he telling you this now? It's not a big deal. So the fact that everyone went with this, I was so impressed. I was like, this is a quality family in this very specific regard. Does your family have a sense of humor?
She goes, Michael said that when I was born, one of the guys, she goes, why is he telling you this now? It's not a big deal. So the fact that everyone went with this, I was so impressed. I was like, this is a quality family in this very specific regard. Does your family have a sense of humor?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like that's a very Russian thing. Like at a party or maybe at a bar or something, I don't know where you'd meet people. These are such great, I met in Russia. I meant these would be such good icebreakers, right? You go up to someone goes, Hey, did you hear this one? No, no. And you just tell him some little story.
I feel like that's a very Russian thing. Like at a party or maybe at a bar or something, I don't know where you'd meet people. These are such great, I met in Russia. I meant these would be such good icebreakers, right? You go up to someone goes, Hey, did you hear this one? No, no. And you just tell him some little story.
I feel like that's a very Russian thing. Like at a party or maybe at a bar or something, I don't know where you'd meet people. These are such great, I met in Russia. I meant these would be such good icebreakers, right? You go up to someone goes, Hey, did you hear this one? No, no. And you just tell him some little story.
I feel like that's a thing. Yeah. And that's not a thing in America.
I feel like that's a thing. Yeah. And that's not a thing in America.
I feel like that's a thing. Yeah. And that's not a thing in America.
No, meaning you go up to a stranger and like that's your icebreaker. You tell them this little joke. And since everyone kind of has the same sensibilities, right away you guys are chatting. I don't think that's a thing here.
No, meaning you go up to a stranger and like that's your icebreaker. You tell them this little joke. And since everyone kind of has the same sensibilities, right away you guys are chatting. I don't think that's a thing here.
No, meaning you go up to a stranger and like that's your icebreaker. You tell them this little joke. And since everyone kind of has the same sensibilities, right away you guys are chatting. I don't think that's a thing here.
Here it's more small talk, which drives me crazy.
Here it's more small talk, which drives me crazy.