Michael Regilio

Those are just the bad comb-overs. I've known some guys who take the art form to new levels. Truly remarkable how effective a determined man in a bottle of hairspray can be.

Those are just the bad comb-overs. I've known some guys who take the art form to new levels. Truly remarkable how effective a determined man in a bottle of hairspray can be.

Man, look, I never did anything that drastic. Except I did once consider converting to Judaism for the yarmulke. Maybe Caesar should have done that. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, well, Caesar tried a bunch of stuff, including a home remedy recommended by his lover Cleopatra, which included ground-up mice and horse teeth.

Man, look, I never did anything that drastic. Except I did once consider converting to Judaism for the yarmulke. Maybe Caesar should have done that. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, well, Caesar tried a bunch of stuff, including a home remedy recommended by his lover Cleopatra, which included ground-up mice and horse teeth.

Man, look, I never did anything that drastic. Except I did once consider converting to Judaism for the yarmulke. Maybe Caesar should have done that. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, well, Caesar tried a bunch of stuff, including a home remedy recommended by his lover Cleopatra, which included ground-up mice and horse teeth.

And after he got the ground-up mice wiped off his head, he opted for the cover-up many people eventually adopt. The hat. The hat, yeah.

And after he got the ground-up mice wiped off his head, he opted for the cover-up many people eventually adopt. The hat. The hat, yeah.

And after he got the ground-up mice wiped off his head, he opted for the cover-up many people eventually adopt. The hat. The hat, yeah.

Oh, man. You and the ground up mice. Hey, look, the mice thing has legs, so to speak. Ireland, around the year 1000 CE, there was a cure that instructed people to shove mice into a clay jar, seal it, bury it next to a fire and leave it there for a year.

Oh, man. You and the ground up mice. Hey, look, the mice thing has legs, so to speak. Ireland, around the year 1000 CE, there was a cure that instructed people to shove mice into a clay jar, seal it, bury it next to a fire and leave it there for a year.

Oh, man. You and the ground up mice. Hey, look, the mice thing has legs, so to speak. Ireland, around the year 1000 CE, there was a cure that instructed people to shove mice into a clay jar, seal it, bury it next to a fire and leave it there for a year.

But look, smearing the dead mouse on his head was wild. But Caesar was onto something with the wreath. I say bring back the laurel wreath. Can you imagine if dudes wore wreaths instead of baseball caps? I'm not dissing the baseball cap. I'm just very pro-wreath. Instead of sweatshops pumping out pollution and baseball caps, we'd have farms growing baseball wreaths and cowboy wreaths.

But look, smearing the dead mouse on his head was wild. But Caesar was onto something with the wreath. I say bring back the laurel wreath. Can you imagine if dudes wore wreaths instead of baseball caps? I'm not dissing the baseball cap. I'm just very pro-wreath. Instead of sweatshops pumping out pollution and baseball caps, we'd have farms growing baseball wreaths and cowboy wreaths.

But look, smearing the dead mouse on his head was wild. But Caesar was onto something with the wreath. I say bring back the laurel wreath. Can you imagine if dudes wore wreaths instead of baseball caps? I'm not dissing the baseball cap. I'm just very pro-wreath. Instead of sweatshops pumping out pollution and baseball caps, we'd have farms growing baseball wreaths and cowboy wreaths.

I guess so. But hair loss has stumped doctors for a very long time. As recently as 1889, doctors believed baldness could be prevented with exercise, fresh air, and good hygiene.

I guess so. But hair loss has stumped doctors for a very long time. As recently as 1889, doctors believed baldness could be prevented with exercise, fresh air, and good hygiene.

I guess so. But hair loss has stumped doctors for a very long time. As recently as 1889, doctors believed baldness could be prevented with exercise, fresh air, and good hygiene.

Totally. You're right. It can't hurt. But if you've got hair loss coming down the genealogy highway, you can't exercise your way out of it.

Totally. You're right. It can't hurt. But if you've got hair loss coming down the genealogy highway, you can't exercise your way out of it.

Totally. You're right. It can't hurt. But if you've got hair loss coming down the genealogy highway, you can't exercise your way out of it.