Michael Ritland

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of similarly ridiculous. Let me know how it goes.

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of similarly ridiculous. Let me know how it goes.

Yeah. I think until you get in a bite suit and putting it on, you can feel how heavy and thick. Yeah, it still hurts. It's like being wrapped with phone books. And you're like, I'm not even going to feel it. And they'll still break your skin and rip your flesh open even through all of that. I've been actually bit all the way through a bite suit before. It was actually working with Collin County.

Yeah. I think until you get in a bite suit and putting it on, you can feel how heavy and thick. Yeah, it still hurts. It's like being wrapped with phone books. And you're like, I'm not even going to feel it. And they'll still break your skin and rip your flesh open even through all of that. I've been actually bit all the way through a bite suit before. It was actually working with Collin County.

Yeah. I think until you get in a bite suit and putting it on, you can feel how heavy and thick. Yeah, it still hurts. It's like being wrapped with phone books. And you're like, I'm not even going to feel it. And they'll still break your skin and rip your flesh open even through all of that. I've been actually bit all the way through a bite suit before. It was actually working with Collin County.

It was a sheriff's department in North Dallas that they had this dog that they were having trouble getting him to let go. And he had, I think, 15 or 16 live street bites. And every single one of them wherever he grabbed was ruined. Like one guy was hiding. Tissue coming with? Yeah, I mean like all the way off. Yeah. And I mean like the entire muscle group.

It was a sheriff's department in North Dallas that they had this dog that they were having trouble getting him to let go. And he had, I think, 15 or 16 live street bites. And every single one of them wherever he grabbed was ruined. Like one guy was hiding. Tissue coming with? Yeah, I mean like all the way off. Yeah. And I mean like the entire muscle group.

It was a sheriff's department in North Dallas that they had this dog that they were having trouble getting him to let go. And he had, I think, 15 or 16 live street bites. And every single one of them wherever he grabbed was ruined. Like one guy was hiding. Tissue coming with? Yeah, I mean like all the way off. Yeah. And I mean like the entire muscle group.

Like one guy was hidden in a tree stump and all that was visible was his calf. And so the dog bit his calf and pulled his entire calf muscle off. Like not most of it. I mean, the way you would eat a fucking chicken leg, like pulled the whole fucking thing right off.

Like one guy was hidden in a tree stump and all that was visible was his calf. And so the dog bit his calf and pulled his entire calf muscle off. Like not most of it. I mean, the way you would eat a fucking chicken leg, like pulled the whole fucking thing right off.

Like one guy was hidden in a tree stump and all that was visible was his calf. And so the dog bit his calf and pulled his entire calf muscle off. Like not most of it. I mean, the way you would eat a fucking chicken leg, like pulled the whole fucking thing right off.

And that dog, admittedly, like I've worked with a lot of departments and a lot of times guys are like, you know, hey, this dog's a pretty hard biter. And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure he is, you know, and. And these guys are like, you know, he bites pretty fucking hard. And I was like, okay. So I go in a semi-comp weight suit, which is like a middleweight.

And that dog, admittedly, like I've worked with a lot of departments and a lot of times guys are like, you know, hey, this dog's a pretty hard biter. And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure he is, you know, and. And these guys are like, you know, he bites pretty fucking hard. And I was like, okay. So I go in a semi-comp weight suit, which is like a middleweight.

And that dog, admittedly, like I've worked with a lot of departments and a lot of times guys are like, you know, hey, this dog's a pretty hard biter. And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure he is, you know, and. And these guys are like, you know, he bites pretty fucking hard. And I was like, okay. So I go in a semi-comp weight suit, which is like a middleweight.

It's not the super heavy training weight Michelin man fucking suits like most, like if it's your first time in a suit that they'll usually put you in. No gauntlets underneath. And, yeah, I remember when the dog first grabbed ahold of the outside of my forearm, I was just like, man, that motherfucker does bite hard. And it was a cold day.

It's not the super heavy training weight Michelin man fucking suits like most, like if it's your first time in a suit that they'll usually put you in. No gauntlets underneath. And, yeah, I remember when the dog first grabbed ahold of the outside of my forearm, I was just like, man, that motherfucker does bite hard. And it was a cold day.

It's not the super heavy training weight Michelin man fucking suits like most, like if it's your first time in a suit that they'll usually put you in. No gauntlets underneath. And, yeah, I remember when the dog first grabbed ahold of the outside of my forearm, I was just like, man, that motherfucker does bite hard. And it was a cold day.

About 30 seconds later, my hand was wet and I was like, there's no way I'm fucking sweating. And I looked down and dude, blood is just streaming out of the suit down off of my hand. I was like, holy shit. And, uh, and the dog doesn't let go, you know?

About 30 seconds later, my hand was wet and I was like, there's no way I'm fucking sweating. And I looked down and dude, blood is just streaming out of the suit down off of my hand. I was like, holy shit. And, uh, and the dog doesn't let go, you know?

About 30 seconds later, my hand was wet and I was like, there's no way I'm fucking sweating. And I looked down and dude, blood is just streaming out of the suit down off of my hand. I was like, holy shit. And, uh, and the dog doesn't let go, you know?