Michael Ritland

I guess it depends on stabbed with what and where. That thing. Oh, fuck, man. Probably shot, honestly. Yes, I agree.

If it's a through and through shot, hands down. Yeah. If it's... You know, fragmenting bone. I don't know. That's a tough.

If it's a through and through shot, hands down. Yeah. If it's... You know, fragmenting bone. I don't know. That's a tough.

If it's a through and through shot, hands down. Yeah. If it's... You know, fragmenting bone. I don't know. That's a tough.

Between the eyes, I'm going to take the knife. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, knives are horrible. And, you know, the incidents for infection and like sepsis style infection are way higher with a knife, you know. Like you're almost guaranteed to get fucked up from the aftermath of it, you know, because nobody's knife is clean. Yeah.

Between the eyes, I'm going to take the knife. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, knives are horrible. And, you know, the incidents for infection and like sepsis style infection are way higher with a knife, you know. Like you're almost guaranteed to get fucked up from the aftermath of it, you know, because nobody's knife is clean. Yeah.

Between the eyes, I'm going to take the knife. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, knives are horrible. And, you know, the incidents for infection and like sepsis style infection are way higher with a knife, you know. Like you're almost guaranteed to get fucked up from the aftermath of it, you know, because nobody's knife is clean. Yeah.

They really are around with a tattoo style. Yeah. Yeah.

They really are around with a tattoo style. Yeah. Yeah.

They really are around with a tattoo style. Yeah. Yeah.

It may be 200 by the time we get there.

It may be 200 by the time we get there.

It may be 200 by the time we get there.

Maybe. I think it depends on – Functionality. Functionality, for sure. If I was as functional as I am now, absolutely.

Maybe. I think it depends on – Functionality. Functionality, for sure. If I was as functional as I am now, absolutely.

Maybe. I think it depends on – Functionality. Functionality, for sure. If I was as functional as I am now, absolutely.

That begs a broader question, which is probably a Black Mirror episode or something similar, is that almost kind of the – what was the movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger back where he goes to Mars? Total Recall. Yes. So imagine a scenario where you get to 70, 80, whatever. You're basically an invalid person. but you're still cognitively with it enough to realize that your life sucks.

That begs a broader question, which is probably a Black Mirror episode or something similar, is that almost kind of the – what was the movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger back where he goes to Mars? Total Recall. Yes. So imagine a scenario where you get to 70, 80, whatever. You're basically an invalid person. but you're still cognitively with it enough to realize that your life sucks.

That begs a broader question, which is probably a Black Mirror episode or something similar, is that almost kind of the – what was the movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger back where he goes to Mars? Total Recall. Yes. So imagine a scenario where you get to 70, 80, whatever. You're basically an invalid person. but you're still cognitively with it enough to realize that your life sucks.

And you have the option to basically go in a matrix-style vegetative state and go to any period in time, be whoever you want, and do whatever you want, but it's in a dreamlike state where it feels real. And you can do it indefinitely. Like you could go live in the 50s as a teenager driving a fucking 57 Chevy or whatever, you know, Roman Empire. Would you know it's fake? I would say no.