Michael Stevens

Because my mom has kept mine and my sister's teeth like labeled.

Now, I only have one child.

So when I look and I find an old dried up piece of umbilical cord, I know that it's hers.

But I've kept that.

I've kept cuttings from my daughter's first haircut.

Oh, you know what?

This isn't a body part, but I kept a bandage from my cat because when I took the bandage off, the bloodstain on it was a perfect heart shape.

Oh.

I mean, perfect, like uncanny.

I'll have to show you a photo later.

If I can find one, we'll put it in the episode.

I was just using some industry terms.

But that's it.

Oh, and of course, my bag of beard hair.

Wait, tell me that you did not bring your bag of beard hair with you.

I didn't bring my bag of beard hair.

But I once shaved my beard off for charity and there was way more beard hair than like we could in good conscience give a person.

So – but I kept the rest of it because I'm like my beard won't be this color forever.

It's turning gray.

So I should keep some samples from before it turned gray and I've just got a little Ziploc bag of it pinned onto my pegboard as like a memory.