Michael Stevens

Most human skeletons that are available for purchase are of dubious provenance.

They're usually like, yeah, this is from a person who lived in India in 1897.

Please.

probably didn't totally consent to this.

It probably wasn't their dream for you to display their skeleton.

But it's here.

And we can no longer just do what people did in the 19th century.

So here's what I want to do.

And you can tell me if this is going to be more possible.

I would love a human skeleton, but I want it to be Jeff Bezos' skeleton.

Specifically his.

No, but let's say that this is my official declaration to Jeff Bezos.

Give me your skeleton.

And here's why him or maybe someone like him.

It needs to be someone who isn't super sympathetic so that if someone comes into my house and they see a human skeleton and I've got a silly hat on it and they're like, dude, that's disrespectful.

I can say it was Jeff Bezos.

Like he had a bunch of money in life.

He's fine.

He can deal with that.

I don't want the skeleton to belong to like an innocent person who even if they fully consented to like I want you to exhibit my skeleton forever, I still would feel like it deserved a certain amount of respect.