Michael Weiss

The fix is in from day one.

I said master plan.

The guy thinks he brought peace between Azerbaijan and Albania.

You know, he looks like, you know, you're he looks like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving and sounds like it too.

I don't know.

My favorite tweet.

Yeah, he looks like a gay on the Upper West Side who owns a gallery.

I was like, beautiful.

That's exactly.

What's that about?

He fell in love with Mondani.

The radical jihadist communist is now like his best friend.

Maybe Mondani should be appointed Ukrainian foreign minister for like a couple of weeks and he can do business with Trump because it's all about personalities, right?

You're wasting taxpayer dollars even to attempt any kind of process like this, like the Comey prosecution.

Totally frivolous and vengeful.

But, okay, we all paid for it.

I'm just staying here.

My daughter's best friend's parents invited us to their house, so it's a very low-key Thanksgiving.

No international men of mystery as far as I know, no.

Unless you count a giant assortment of labubus because my daughter's best friend's father is hawking labubus to the entire school.