Michael White

I got spankings like a mother, but they said that didn't help.

So they felt they had to lock up my childhood mentally in a prison cell.

But they didn't mess up, because now I'm out of my cage and free to be myself.

I was in special ed and resource class, I'm sure you can tell.

I thought school was a waste of time, and all I wanted to do was rhyme.

So I'll sit next to the smart kids, copy off their paper, then go back to my notebook, stuff my face in it, then think of a dope line.

I don't smoke or drink, but don't get me wrong.

I've done it a few times.

I just enjoy being sober more.

After being drugged up all my life, it feels good just to be able to express myself.

That's how I stay high.

I don't smoke or drink.

Wow.

It makes you seem like 50,000 times smarter.

Tony, I heard you got dicked down by a mandingo while you were asleep and you still didn't wake up.

What is this?

This is a cold business, people.

I could fuck you and it wouldn't be gay.

Because my dick wouldn't feel it.

All right, I am white now.