Michael

You know what's even weirder?

They make fake dicks that you can piss out of.

Yeah, I remember that.

That's the part I remember about it.

First off, proper prior preparation prevents piss poor performance.

No pun intended because we're talking about six P's.

Sorry, six or seven.

We need to stop doing math because we both suck at it.

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