Michael

It was the nicest gift.

I'm not going to tell you what the gift was like.

You son of a bitch.

He calls it the weave.

I remember when he was on with Joe, he was talking about how he intentionally talks that way.

He calls it the weave.

Which I think it's just a dude who is high on his own horse, just foot on the gas pedal to like go, man.

And he doesn't look back.

What could they possibly have sent that arrived at the White House that was oil and gas related?

Like a little miniature figurine of like an oil derrick?

I have heard he has a button for just specifically Diet Cokes on his desk, which is something my dad would do.

Yeah, they're pretty good.

I don't know if they're good for you, but you're young enough at 23 where I think you can just crush them at will.

Just so you know, zero calorie doesn't mean zero negative impact.

I don't think that's how that works at all, but sure.

It's like 98% water, so.

Yeah, and 2% some other stuff that might impact your endocrine system.

Tyler's going to be sending you memes about microplastics now.

That's all I have for this week.

We just haven't done one in a while.